Following is a transcript of the video. Narrator: Emoji. For some of us, it's a second language. But did you know anyone can make an emoji? You don't need funding. You don't need to know someone ...

Sometimes words just aren't enough to convey what you have to say. Emoji has been around since 1999, but these winky faces and seemingly random characters have only fairly recently caught on.

But, we shall ignore that because there is empirical evidence (maybe) to show that nobody in their right mind has ever used this emoji to mean information desk, or has need to say ‘information ...